Don't be followed by the "church lady" aesthetic, lmao... This is the woman who brought me into the world on a military base overseas; she had her NRA card a full decade before she got a driver's license, had her Top Secret clearance before I was born, was off working on the F-22 project when she wasn't driving me to my church choir rehearsals, and I eventually moved closer to the Pentagon just so I could get in some face time with her (eh, before the app was invented we did actual IN PERSON "face time") - do I know what she was doing in Washington, D.C. all those years? Heck no, and if I did she'd have to kill me! #baddies #mothersday #church #diva #HolySmokes
