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Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Divalicious Candi: "This is what I've learned!"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
So what I've learned from my lead-testing experiment is: Do NOT buy plates/cups/bowls from China/Mexico unless you enjoy poisoning yourself

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Divalicious Candi: "I try to avoid carcinogens!"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Assumed "smoke" description of glass water pitcher referred to gray hue-as I puff off my inhaler I realize they meant "carcinogen-imbued" :p

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Divalicious Candi: "I give ALL I CAN!"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Meanwhile- someone, somewhere is freaking the fuck out because I haven't responded to their message yet (I'M TRYING!) pic.twitter.com/BphSjeAR4o

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Divalicious Candi: "I am a Tigress whose stripes you cannot change!"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Like any other tigress-you can NEVER change my stripes-even if you dye me purple-my true colors grow out to show-it's embedded in my DNA! :D

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Divalicious Candi on the essence of her SOUL!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
It doesn't matter if I spend an hour per day or 24 hours per day on my music-on any given day, I'm STILL a musician-it's inherent in my SOUL

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Divalicious Candi on being a musician

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Being a musician, as opposed to someone who merely dabbles in it, is something you cannot change, like your eye color/color of your skin/DNA

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Divalicious Candi: "Music is not what I do- it's Who I AM"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Someone in school said to me they "were a musician once"- I said "maybe you did it as a hobby-but if you are a musician, you are ALWAYS one"

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Divalicious Candi: "I will ALWAYS be a MUSICIAN!"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
To clarify for everyone-MUSIC is not something I do-it is WHO I AM-everything else in my life was "on the side"-I WILL ALWAYS BE A MUSICIAN!

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Divalicious Candi: "are you HELPING... or hindering?"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Men: ask yourself "am I helping or hindering my lady?" Then make sure you are in the former category!

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Divalicious Candi discovers she's being poisoned!!!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
This kit is indicating that I've been consuming LEAD so I can officially act as "off the wall" (to quote Michael... fb.me/3G0uLizCp

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Divalicious Candi: "EVERYBODY had health issues!"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
EVERYBODY has health issues they deal with- we are ALL HUMAN! Even Rock Stars! ie. Bono (of U2) has been living with glaucoma for decades!

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Divalicious Candi: you can do ANYTHING you put your mind to!"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
You can do ANYTHING you put your mind to! Example: Prince lives with epilepsy yet has been known to play 27 instruments-his live shows ROCK!

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Divalicious Candi: "dining like a Rock Star!"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Dining like a Rock Star! Jon Bon Jovi's dad makes a mean arrabbiata & donates to charity! Thx for guitar picks! #swag pic.twitter.com/SCDVd45BQt

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Divalicious Candi: "Never give up on your dreams!"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS! Bon Jovi was rejected by EVERY major & minor label- THEN sold over 130 MILLION ALBUMS! BELIEVE IN YOURSELF! <3

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Divalicious Candi: "Musicians- don't let yourselves be exploited!"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Musicians- don't be exploited/worked to death! ie. Bon Jovi shot up w steroids 4 raw vocal cords/Shakira shot up w steroids 2 hobble onstage

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Divalicious Candi on how to get a lady's time

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Guys: if you want a woman w time/energy for you- BE A MAN & HELP her so that she has these things to offer! Otherwise- she is busy/exhausted

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Divalicious Candi: "this was one long night!"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
I was so relieved to wake up to snow outside- I spent half the night dreaming about mowing a never-ending yard! I'm already OVER shoveling!

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Divalicious Candi dreams about making love & MORE!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
I started out dreaming about making love- but the damn doorbell would not stop ringing-then dreamt I was studying late & the lights went out

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Divalicious Candi: "Never go to bed angry!"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Never go to bed angry-you'll wake up sideways w your foot hurting & mysterious bruise after dreaming about lawnmowers/doorbell ringing/exams

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Divalicious Candi retreats into her safe haven!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Diva Factoid-I've finished recording an ENTIRE ALBUM I haven't released yet b/c I need some ROOM TO BREATHE (diva frantically puffs inhaler)

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Divalicious Candi: "Just act like a decent human being!"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Nobody ever got anyone's attention by acting fucking psycho, pushy, or desperate. Just act like a decent human being if you want RESPECT!

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Divalicious Candi: "Desperation is NOT a turn-on!"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
My life would be infinitely more efficient if people could all understand a thousand msgs makes you the LAST person I respond to- BACK OFF!

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Divalicious Candi inundated by fan-mail!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
For the people who thinking leaving me a hundred emails instead of a hundred voicemails- my inbox reached over five THOUSAND...

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Divalicious Candi dodges stalkers!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Diva Factoid: I've had my phone on "silent" for at least half a decade b/c people don't understand the concept of calling ONCE/leaving 1 msg

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Divalicious Candi: "I'm all for freedom of speech!"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
I'm all for freedom of speech- but I'd support locking up all the psychopaths creating hostile environments, who refer to women as "hoes" :p

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Divalicious Candi: "Kiss Me- I'm Irish!"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Hope my Sweeties enjoyed St. Paddy's! :D I made a new photo album "Kiss Me - I'm Irish!" at facebook.com/TheDivalicious… <3 pic.twitter.com/ta1ESaR8AI

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Divalicious Candi spends time with teething baby dolphin!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
I LOVE THIS SWEET LITTLE BABY DOLPHIN!!! Is Bella singing to me, or I am singing to her?! She's teething on a chain! pic.twitter.com/JmTMGSXnGb

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Divalicious Candi: "proud military brat"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
I like to spew military factoids when I'm in "proud military brat of 2 wartime veterans" mode- ie. The US Navy deploys hardworking dolphins!

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Divalicious Candi: "I'm a GIFT- not a burden!"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Yes-there are times when my muscles are sore & I'm EXHAUSTED-but it's WORTH IT to not be treated like I'm a burden instead of the GIFT I am!

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Divalicious Candi: "Ladies- you are stronger than you realize!"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Ladies-if you think you're too weak to do a job & need a man-WORK OUT MORE-I have double-jointed shoulders that slide out & I DO EVERYTHING!

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Divalicious Candi: "I only wear stiletto heels for self-defense!"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
I still occasionally wear heels, but mainly to use my stilettos as a stabbing form of self-defense or a platform wedge to boost my high kick

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Divalicious Candi: "'Beauty Handicaps' are NONSENSE!"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Looking back on a life filled w men trying to make me feel helpless so they can exploit me-long nails/high heels/"beauty handicaps"=NONSENSE

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Divalicious Candi: "I have sharp enough teeth that I don't need claws!"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
I'm so glad I'm not the type of woman so afraid of chipping a nail that I need to appease a husband to get him to do everything for me!

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Divalicious Candi signs up for "independence registry"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
I'd like to host a huge party celebrating my single life so everyone can get dressed up & bring me "independence presents" on my "registry!"

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Divalicious Candi on longevity!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
I believe the reason my parents' marriage has lasted over 40 yrs- SO FAR- is because BOTH of them busted ass & did their fair share of work!

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Divalicious Candi: "appreciate the independent ladies!"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
To men who appreciate independent women: plenty of us out there! -just keep in mind we're busy like you & can't coddle you like a housewife!

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Divalicious Candi on marriage!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
When married ladies make spouses do every menial task like slaves rather than do it themselves-I think "no wonder so many men resent women!"

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Divalicious Candi's sanctuary of peace & harmony!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
3 squirrels coexisting in peace & harmony at my squirrel sanctuary this weekend-w/ melting snow I'm already sneezing! pic.twitter.com/Xsd0gNlQ9p

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Neurosurgeon makes Divalicious Candi cry!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
37 yr old neurosurgeon's parting wisdom about life & time- totally made me cry! (RIP Dr. Kalanithi) houstonchronicle.com/local/prognosi… via @HoustonChron

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Divalicious Candi incubates her own yogurt!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Scenes from this weekend's probiotic culturing with my new yogurt incubator, thai coconut cream & raw honey! #healthy pic.twitter.com/jRKDxOP0KS

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Divalicious Candi: "Listen & Learn!"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Like racists & homophobes, people w/ zero understanding or respect for the arts would do best to shut their traps- "LISTEN & LEARN!" (Snaps)

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Divalicious Candi: "songs are PRICELESS!"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Uncultured swine running his mouth about "bargain bushels" of fruit available "for a song" doesn't understand that songs are PRICELESS! :p

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Divalicious Candi: Starry-Eyed Astronomer

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Outside gawking at the Big Dipper- it is SO RARE to see a starry sky in New York- is it too cold to set up my telescope outside? #astronomer

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Divalicious Candi gets to root of smoke!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Turns out it was defective lightbulbs from 1000bulbs.com that were SMOKING- NOT my light fixture- but my Newcandescents are GREAT!

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Divalicious Candi: "On top of my game!"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
I really like having a "unique" neighbor w/ a XMas tree still in the window in March- makes me feel "on top of my game" & ALMOST "normal" ;D

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Divalicious Candi's Tiger adopts "Divatude"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Tiger ran off because I was busy taking recyclables bin out when he wanted to play- where is he getting this diva behaviour from?! #divatude

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Divalicious Candi: "attention: foot fetish fans!"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Attn: foot fetish fans- I have an evil SPLINTER (gasp!) in the bottom of my cute little "prancer" (diva hobbles offstage, pies descalzos) :p

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Divalicious Candi: "women use tape measures too!"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
How to lose my business-if I ask simple question ie. dimensions of part-act like I don't know how to use a tape measure instead of answering

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Saturday, March 14, 2015

Divalicious Candi showcases gold sequined trim on brocade within a mirrored antique frame!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
The painted scroll on this mirrored, antiqued frame coordinates PERFECTLY w/ the gold sequin trim on my brocade gown! pic.twitter.com/DObsjBZFBu

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Divalicious Candi coordinates musical fingerless gloves with matching beenie!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
This treble clef/eighth & sixteenth note beenie goes PERFECTLY with my musical fingerless gloves! #divalicious #style pic.twitter.com/gqOaOE7FDM

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