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Friday, May 30, 2014

A Diva can't sing AND hold her breath at the same time!!!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
A Diva can't sing AND hold her breath at the same time ya know!!! This glitter-top is as stretchy as the skirt,... fb.me/6qShSMRFp

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-Candice A. Moraga

Bedazzling!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
The Diva wearing a red Eye Candy skirt from a fan, paired with a bedazzling glittery top! :D fb.me/6L7gxzZkE

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-Candice A. Moraga

The Goddess gave us spandex!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Betcha didn't think I could squeeze into this huh?!?! Thank The Goddess for spandex!!! :D fb.me/6vU4jFDoQ

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-Candice A. Moraga

Eye Candy!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Awesome of a fan to send me this "Eye Candy" skirt in the obvious (diva chokes furiously on her lozenge) size... fb.me/3fhSh18iz

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-Candice A. Moraga

A Butterfly Spreads it's Wings!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
A butterfly spreads it's wings in the dawn's light... Amidst the chirping of friendly songbirds! :D fb.me/1MItfLhxb

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-Candice A. Moraga

Fear of the Butterfly!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Most guys are afraid of approaching the brilliant butterfly for fear that the wings will smack them down-some devise plans to rip wings off!

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-Candice A. Moraga

Butterfly Wings smack shit out of haterz! :D

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Brilliant butterfly wings sprout forth and smack the shit out of any "haterz" ;D

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-Candice A. Moraga

Divatude is born!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
People cannot believe this attitude & where the hell did it come from?! (They gave it to her!) "Divatude" is Born!

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-Candice A. Moraga

Isolation

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Isolated/backed into a corner/unable to see any "friends" above heads of stalkers & people making demands-the sweetheart gets bitchy & tough

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-Candice A. Moraga

Money/sex/promotion

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
The only people that talk to her other than God & her Mom are now people who want #1: Money #2: Sex #3: promotion of their own interests...

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It's lonely at #1!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
It gets lonelier & lonelier as the amount of gawkers increases, & "friends" are afraid of taking the heat w her...

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-Candice A. Moraga

Where did everybody go?

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Not able to be anything but herself-sweetheart keeps singing/studying/excelling-more people hate-more "friends" distance themselves from her

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Tryin to be her best- but they want her to be LESS

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
People get jealous & mean when she rehearses/studies all night 2 get the solo & highest GPA-when all she wanted was 2 be her best & be LOVED

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-Candice A. Moraga

"Too Sexy" to sing in church?!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Suddenly the sweet little virgin is deemed "too sexy" 2 sing or even set foot in a church because her hips pop out & men are attracted 2 her

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-Candice A. Moraga

The Diva Archetype

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
I will tell you how a sweet little singer is made into The Diva Archetype by Society-She starts off sweetly singing in school & church choir

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-Candice A. Moraga

Seriously?!?!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
I had a dream I was back in some shitty apt & the neighbors were of course bitching bout my music- I thought "how can they be mad about U2?"

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-Candice A. Moraga

Put the cupcake DOWN!!!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
At what point does "giving up" become "knowing when you've had enough?" (Diva puts toothache-inducing cupcake down, pushes away from table)

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-Candice A. Moraga

Do NOT treat me like I am a THING!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Despite peoples' ASSUMPTIONS about the kind of woman I am, I've been waiting for The One who would EARN my respect-not treat me like a thing

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-Candice A. Moraga

THIS is what my body is used for!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Things I used my body 4 since beginning of yr-fixing appliances-mopping up flood-painting-applying pesticides-mowing lawn-NOT sex (w others)

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-Candice A. Moraga

Maybe they should just wear it themselves...

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
I can put on eyeliner & lipstick-suddenly men get shit off shelves-but then they annoyingly follow me around (they like makeup more than ME)

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Utterly Useless!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
I love it when I am hopping away in a store trying to reach something on a shelf and a "man" a full foot taller than me walks right on by...

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-Candice A. Moraga

"Man-children"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Why should I care if a man has muscles... if the only thing they get used for outside the gym is to hold up his video game controllers?!? :p

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On those who cannot lift a fucking finger...

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
A man recently complimented me for being independent & doing everything myself- I'm thinking "I do it ALL cuz no man ever helped me w SHIT!"

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-Candice A. Moraga

Spawn of Satan Strikes Again!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
I don't care if ants are God's anointed children holding a special place in the heavenly choir- fuck the DEET- hand me the TNT #spawnofsatan

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-Candice A. Moraga

Enough of the bullshit hippie remedies...

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
A "white" ant marches through a coat of diatomaceous earth, turmeric, salt, vinegar, soap, peppermint oil just so he can get a bite of Candi

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-Candice A. Moraga

Beauty only gives you MORE problems!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Ladies- please do not believe all the ridiculous advertisements- being beautiful will NOT solve all your problems- it only gives you more!!!

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-Candice A. Moraga

Effects of Sleep Deprivation

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
A hardcore environmentalist, days on end w/o sleep or anyone else lifting a finger (except to booty call me), I'm ready to end the ecosystem

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Bustin out da nukes!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
I see being rested before my class starts is futile as I abandon all worthless hippie remedies & prepare to nuke shit out of pad w pesticide

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Man Up to EARN RESPECT!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
"Man up" & HELP or BACK OFF- Ladies have enough problems w/o being mommy to a "man-child" - so toss aside the games & comics & EARN RESPECT!

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-Candice A. Moraga

Step Back, if NOTHING else!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Thought of the Day: if you cannot lift a finger to help, then at least don't sabotage people from surviving by getting in their way

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Back off!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
People - LESS IS MORE. IF I SAY I'M BUSY- IT MEANS YOU ARE NOT HELPING BY TAKING UP MORE OF MY TIME- BACK OFF SO I CAN GET THINGS DONE!!!

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-Candice A. Moraga

More vultures...

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
@Heifer please stop calling my personal cell at 11pm asking for donations - this is an extremely disrespectful way to treat a past donor! :p

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-Candice A. Moraga

I have enough WORDS!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
"Less talk- more walk!" -Diva, on gettin' shit accomplished

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The Diva's white & purple flower-beds!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Took this pic in last 24 hrs of the luscious white & purple flower beds aligning my walkway! :D fb.me/6EkJ2HuhQ

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It's ALL a dream, isn't it???

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
I felt as if I was in a foreign country for years, amongst the sand & palms, in an extended dream-seems crazy to "wake up" & go home to snow

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-Candice A. Moraga

Pre-lawn-mowing... I used to MISS the grass!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
For years on end, living in the desert, I missed the grass, so I am keeping my bitching about allergies this season to a respectful minimum!

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Peace in a familiar song!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Even though I still feel cold in NY all the time, there is a sense of peace in recognizing familiar bird songs and trees again :D

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Sing, my feathered friends!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
As the birds chirp away outside my window this morning, I realize that last year when I was still in the city, I never got to hear birds!

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PTSD 50% higher in urban women than male war vets due to violence inflicted

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
% of post traumatic stress syndrome is 50% higher among urban women (due to assaults) than amongst soldiers returning from Iraq/Afghanistan!

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My writing from last MILLENNIUM is still online!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
News articles on major real estate transactions I wrote LAST MILLENNIUM are still online! We had no idea back... fb.me/10KItdYLM

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"Free Spirit" tattoo!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Diva Factoid: I got the faery tattooed on my back during my 1st corporate job post-college grad as a symbol of my... fb.me/2TIigNngD

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5 appts & I FINALLY got my vehicle fixed!!!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Contrast this trustworthiness & moral ethics at Canandaigua Ford w treatment I got at Geneva Ford (where they tried 2 show me hardcore porn)

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Facebook sucks once again!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
FYI- My personal cell has been bombarded w random calls since facebook enabled bullshit calling feature so I've taken messenger off my phone

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Address women as "MS."

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
My marital status should not have to be addressed every single time I conduct the smallest of transactions- men certainly do not do this

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Faery tattoo!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
I have a faery tattooed on my back... The one on my chest? I'm not saying!!! (Diabolical Laughter Ensues!) ;D fb.me/3x8JJjvnS

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-Candice A. Moraga

Divalicious Candi models as "Red Head Rose"

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Diva Factoid: my name in the Helldorado Girls Calendar was "Red Head Rose" fb.me/2nVokZV5o

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Conversation & Beer w Johnny Knoxville!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
True tale: Over a beer w Johnny Knoxville, I told him 'bout how my brother couldn't be bothered to take me to the... fb.me/3iVd3338u

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-Candice A. Moraga

Near-fatal spider bite!

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Diva Factoid: I almost died from a spider bite in TX! It was totally gruesome!!! But as you all know, I am a... fb.me/6rPmGv1tD

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-Candice A. Moraga

Legal Feminism! :D

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Look what I found hidden outside my pad (guess postal guy tucked it away so it wouldn't get wet in the flash... fb.me/2UQljB3Ri

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-Candice A. Moraga

Butterfly mani! :D

Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
This morning's diva manicure features pink, blue, green, white, & orange (on thumb) butterflies! Hope they stop... fb.me/2BcowBjc1

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-Candice A. Moraga

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