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Wednesday, October 31, 2012

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
To all those who have both literally & figuratively tried to kick me down & keep me from my dreams-I'm doing great in grad school :D (& FU!)

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Contact w my father always makes 4 scary Halloween:"You will need voodoo dolls, feathers & bones to shake in your make-believe doctor dream"

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Got invited 2 pass out candy @ brother's house-he's 2 scared 2 go 2 a haunted house w me-says he's scared he'll "catch cold" (ya right!) ;D

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Praying for some sweet dreams then cuttin that short to get up & do some last minute cramming for my chem exam - EEK! Real scary Halloween!

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Decided to quit the bitching bout crackhead neighbors & DO SOMETHING-no Molotov cocktail! I hate being a victim so I just moved all my shit!

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-Candice A. Moraga

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Third night in a row with the crackhead neighbors going nuts til 4am-& I have an exam worth 15% of my grade tomorrow... Hopefully they'll OD

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-Candice A. Moraga

Monday, October 29, 2012

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
New Yorkers- your "sink or swim" attitude distresses me! Um- a ten foot wall of water rushing at you, yo! :p get the hell outta Manhattan!

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
So good to know Spanish well enough to be able to reason w/ my neighbors-Now to see if they pretend they don't know Spanish either, ehe! ;)

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
To my peeps back in New York and DC area-I hope you're stocked up for the apocalypse! (GULP!) :p You know it's bad when the NYSE shuts down!

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
When I finish grad school- it will be despite the NONSTOP sabotage people around me are constantly trying to do... I feel like I am in a WAR

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Awesome-neighbors kept me up til 4am last couple nights in a row & are now hammering nonstop while I'm trying to write a paper due tomorrow!

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-Candice A. Moraga

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Burn Notice 2 hr fall premiere 9/8C USA November 8 - I am making an exception in my "TV rots your mind regime" - let's blow some shit up! ;D

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
"Stage Three Romnesia" ;D

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-Candice A. Moraga

Saturday, October 20, 2012

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Woke up just to dance and sing with Bobby Womack :D

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-Candice A. Moraga

Friday, October 19, 2012

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Got electrocuted in my kitchen while baking a cake-gotta love faulty ghetto wiring-god forbid you flip the light-switch while the oven is on

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
That chick sounding like she's having an orgasm?! That is ME upon seeing my grade posted for the last Physics exam- 97%, baby! (DIVA SNAPS)

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-Candice A. Moraga

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Diabolical-replaced battered bookbag, lunchbag kicked the bucket, & now my pencilbag but the dust! My school supplies really take a beating!

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-Candice A. Moraga

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Grade just posted- ACED my presentation-I wear sequins cuz I AM A BADASS! (Meaning-I bust my ass studying all night & thus deserve sequins!)

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
2 all the stuck up peeps who spurned me as a lab partner thinking I'm a bimbo- I have ALL A's on every single lab in all classes... (Snaps!)

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-Candice A. Moraga

Monday, October 15, 2012

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Taught chem class about polymers-in middle of power point presentation-busted in2 song about monomers forming chains(think "Chain of Fools")

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Ladies-prescription eyelash enhancers cause darkened irises & blurred vision! new meaning 2 expression"beauty is in the eye of the beholder"

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-Candice A. Moraga

Sunday, October 14, 2012

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Shout out 2 my new fans in: UK, Italy, Canada, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Russia, New York, Texas, California- thanks 4 the support!

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Staples eyelids back, pops in "Mas Mambo Mania"-decides 2 tackle another physics homework assignment-challenge is sheer amt, not difficulty!

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
My flamenco-style pitos & zapateos (imagine me snapping & stomping my little foot) really seem 2 assist me in getting As on physics homework

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
2 the "worry-worts"- let God do the worrying 4 u! Give a middle finger 2 ur probs- they'll b there 2moro if u need something 2 obsess over!

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Jealous people often hate that I seem "happy"- under mistaken assumption that means I'm problem-free - this is NOT same thing as WORRY-free!

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
You can be in pain AND b happy! :D anyone who's ever sang the blues understands this dichotomy-This is why I dance even when my joints hurt!

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Americans'll b happier once they realize happiness/sadness r NOT polar opposites on emotional spectrum-they coexist! Ever been in love/hate?

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Delighted that I have calculated correct answer to plank-walking scenario on physics homework... I'd make a damn fine pirate! ;D

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Doin physics homework on Sat night is quite tedious & must be mixed up with frequent salsa breaks-My hips tienen mucho torque! (Diva snaps!)

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Your skin is highly permeable/porous... (See those PORES?!) So why put anything on it that you wouldn't literally eat???

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Yes... Even my deodorant is edible! And I use essential oils to scare away bugs instead of chemicals (which bugs laugh at anyways!)

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-Candice A. Moraga

Saturday, October 13, 2012

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
All the yrs I spent cash on chemical-laden products that destroyed my skin-Cheaper & skin so much happier now that I only put food on it! :D

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Best exfoliating cleanser ever? Mix up honey w oat flour! Honey is anti-bacterial humectant/oat has high saponin content & anti-inflammatory

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
My legs are SO much happier now that I only shave with olive oil- bye bye razor burn!

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Ladies: let's stop poisoning ourselves... NUMEROUS studies show use of talc in feminine area to cause ovarian cancer-corn starch instead, k?

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
"Poverty is the worst form is violence... You must make the violence visible... And expect to die like a soldier in order to do so" - Gandhi

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-Candice A. Moraga

Friday, October 12, 2012

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
4 all u non-nerds: Part of the conspiracy is that we say "alpha, omega, theta" instead of "acceleration, velocity, angle" just 2 mess w u ;D

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Yay- the petition to get Seventeen magazine to stop photoshopping models & promoting an unrealistic body image to teens worked! :D bout time

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Being a Moraga gives me the right 2 speak as much spanglish/broken english/butchered spanish as I damn well please! ;D (diabolical laughter)

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Yay-our petition is working-Russia has already released one member of feminist punk band Pussy Riot- we still need to get two more released!

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-Candice A. Moraga

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Candice Ann Moraga (@DvaliciousCandi)
Yet another sleep deprived dy-woken up by loud pounding construction-Need 2 work on physics & chemistry-how long can my body/mind take this?

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-Candice A. Moraga

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